It was difficult narrowing down our favorites for the vibrator euphemism contest, but we finally made up our minds. Congrats to Phillip Allen on his entry: Playing with the earthquake stick. I will be using this one regularly.
Unfortunately, Phillip is in the UK and was inelligible so I picked a runner up: Tickling Pink with “riding the bullet train.” Congrats to Tickling Pink!
Congrats also to Teagan Shepard for winning second prize.
Thanks everyone for playing. This was definitely a fun contest and y’all were really creative.