Wow! Y’all were really into the JimmyJane Form 3 contest! There were so many great entries, 168 (valid entries) to be exact. But in the end there could be only one winner. And that winner is Jane Blow. Congrats to you!
Thank you everyone for participating. This was one of the most fun contest I’ve ever run. Which was your favorite comment? I had so many including Splendwhore who made up a kitty litter jingle:
I’d record an entire CD of songs dedicated to cats, using my real name. I already have some in the making (yes, I sometimes sing to my cats.. don’t look at me like that).
Kitty box, litter box
You know that I uuuse you! (oooh)
I can’t help myself
I poo in you and nobody else!
In & out the day
Between my naps & play
Tearing up the couch
or Hissing like a grouch!
Kitty box litter box
Then there was CLP who dabbles in food science:
I would invent a new cross-breed of fruit and call it the Form 3 EXTREEEMMMMEE. It would tastes like orgasms.
It would be… wait for it…
Didn’t win, but still want your own Form 3? You can get one right here