How many times have you been driven nuts by a frozen computer, a dropped call, an embed code that wouldn’t embed? Technology knows it has frustrated us on more than one occasion. The good news is that it’s now trying to make up for it.
There’s a nice list of adult toys that work with our household gadgets – cell phones, stereos, computers – that seriously aim to please. One of these is the Freestyle vibrator by OhMiBod a company that seems dedicated to replacing all the frustration electronics ever gave a girl and replacing it with pure buzzing satisfaction.
The Freestyle connects via wireless transmitter to your music – your iPod or home stereo – and buzzes to the beat (or you can switch it to manual mode for different sensations).
The cool thing about the Freestyle is that probably now any music will be good music. Not a fan of opera but your partner wants to hear it? No matter. You’ll love it now.
But surely you want a playlist of your own to groove to and we couldn’t resist making a couple up. The first are all good songs but with titles we thought really went with the product. The second is some of the sexiest music ever and we know you’ll have some ideas of your own about that. For now, though – strike up these bands:
Vibrator – Terence Trent D’Arby * Scream – Tokio Hotel * Can You Feel It – Jackson Five* I Touch Myself – The Divinyls *Good Vibrations – The Beach Boys * Buzz – Pylon * Good Vibrations – Loleatta Holloway & Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch * I Feel the Earth Move – Carole King *
Closer – Nine Inch Nails * Fever – Peggy Lee * Darling Nikki – Prince * Love to Love You Baby – Donna Summer * Jungle Fever – Chakachas * Justify My Love – Madonna * Voodoo – Godsmack * The Messiah – Handel
That last one may be considered a big blasphemous, but singing Hallelujah is kind of how products like this make us feel. Play on.