Yes, really – the Simpsons were playing sex dice. C’mon, Marge and Homer have been married a long time, though they don’t look a day older than when the show first aired. Hmmm…that makes me think…what’s their secret? Maybe it’s hot sex and we’re just seeing now how they do it. Ok, there wasn’t exactly hot sex on the Simpsons, but we can all use a little help keeping things heated up.